Hey bands and songwriters! Send me an instrumental mix of one of your songs, and I'll write new lyrics and record a vocal track for it. It will probably be super ridiculous and might have some dick jokes thrown in there. My friend Dean Lorenz did this to one of my songs a long time ago and it's been a cherished track that has given me hours of entertainment. I want to do that for others.
After you buy this, just send me the original MP3 (with vocals for reference) and an instrumental WAV file and I'll do the rest. I should have a file back to you in a week or two.
Send track to: email@example.com